TUESDAY ON THE LIGHT SIDE: Mammogram Prep

This Tuesday on the Light Side is courtesy of Cindy Taylor (The Only Cin).

Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam and doing the following exercises, you will be totally prepared for the test and best of all, you can do these simple exercises right in and around your home.
EXERCISE ONE:
Open your refrigerator door and insert one breast in door. Shut the door as hard as possible and lean on the door for good measure.  Hold that position for five seconds. Repeat, in case the first time wasn’t effective enough.
EXERCISE TWO:
Visit your garage at 3AM when the temperature of the cement floor is just perfect. Take off all your clothes and lie comfortably on the floor with one breast wedged under the rear tyre of the car. Ask a friend to slowly back the car up until your breast is sufficiently flattened and chilled. Turn over and repeat with the other breast.
EXERCISE THREE:
Freeze two metal bookends overnight. Strip to the waist. Invite a stranger into the room. Press the bookends against one of your breasts.  Smash the bookends together as hard as you can. Set up an appointment with the stranger to meet next year and do it again.
YOU ARE NOW TOTALLY PREPARED!
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HAPPY TUESDAY ON THE LIGHT SIDE!

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Not on the light side, but certainly on the compassionate side: we are running a series on Into the Bardo. It is Perspectives on Cancer. We began the series on September 12 in anticipation of October, which is Cancer Awareness Month in the U.S. Our guest bloggers, some of whom you’ll know if you are a regular reader here, represent several countries and at least three religions. In poem and prose, our Bardo team and guest writers share their experiences, feelings, and convictions as cancer patients or as family, friends, and caretakers of those who are ill with cancer or have died from it. Each piece is a little gem. We invite you to come read and to submit your work for consideration. Thank you!

EMPOWERING CELIAC DISEASE PATIENTS TO GET HEALTHY

Copyright cover illustration courtesy of AGA Press.

Are you among the millions with undiagnosed celiac disease or a gluten-related ailment? If you have unexplained depression, anemia, infertility, bone degeneration, liver disease, vitamin deficiency, or trouble with your balance Real Life with Celiac Disease will help you consider whether you have undiagnosed celiac disease and need to go gluten-free.

It you have been diagnosed with celiac disease or gluten sensitivity. Find out:

  • Why you still have symptoms, even though you’re eating gluten free
  • Easy ways to adjust to a gluten-free lifestyle
  • How to heal your gut with gluten-free fiber vitamins, minerals, probiotics, and more
  • Where to look for hidden gluten and why cheating has serious consequences
  • Whether you can eat oats and what starch and how to travel and dine out safely
  • How to eat healthy if you are a vegetarian, have diabetes, or want to lose weight
  • Which family members need to be tested for celiac disease
  • How celiac disease should be monitored by your health care team throughout life

Real Life with Celiac Disease, Troubleshooting and Thriving Gluten Free by Melinda Dennis, M.S., R.D., LDN and Daniel A. Leffler, M.D., M.S.

I received this book to review from the American Gastroenterological Association (AGA). If I saw this on a shelf in a bookstore, it’s likely I wouldn’t have bought it. I’ve been dealing with celiac disease with fair success for a number of years now. I don’t think I know it all, but after a while it all gets old. I have my cooking and dietary policies established and just want to move on with life.  Nonetheless, I find  I’m glad I received a review copy. I couldn’t put it down.

The book offers a chapter-by-chapter overview and update on all facets of celiac disease, each one written by a professional with a specific specialty. In textbook fashion, chapters end with suggested further reading. The book offers comprehensive, up-to-date, and practical information and guidance on a broad range of celiac disease and gluten-related disorders and issues.

The  many values of Real Life with Celiac Disease include:

  • up-to-date discussions of celiac conditions other than just the standard discussions of gastrointestinal issues, vitamin deficiency, and skin disease (dermatitis herpetiformis), including depression, liver disease, anemia, and osteoporosis
  • clarification of the connections or lack there-of between celiac disease and various cancers, including breast cancer
  • guidelines for successfully combining both vegetarian and diabetic diets with a gluten-free diet
  • malabsorption of fructose, lactose, and related carbohydrates
  • information on how your medical team should be monitoring your celiac disease
  • guidance for reading food-labeling in Canada and the United States
  • dealing with celiac disease when you have an eating disorder
  • comprehensive information on successfully accommodating lifestyles
  • information on infant feeding and celiac disease

Until the 1990s, we believed that celiac disease was unavoidable if the person had inherited the genetic risk from a parent. Then, between 1984 and 1996, Sweden experienced an epidemic of celiac disease in children under two years of age. Diagnosis of celiac disease rose to levels higher than found in any other country and then sharply declined back to the previous level. Clearly genetics isn’t the only thing that determines the development of celiac disease; environment and lifestyle are important aspects, too.

Real Life with Celiac Disease devotes a chapter to the changing diet of humans over the millenia, how celiac disease has evolved, why it is still often not recognized by physicians as anything more than a childhood disease, and why and how we have moved from incidence of celiac disease to prevalence.

One of the chapters I most appreciate is the chapter on combining a gluten-free diet with a vegetarian diet. Before I found I had celiac disease I was virtually vegan. My concessions to an animal-based diet were cream in my coffee and plain, nonfat Greek yogurt. I was discouraged from continuing that diet. Now I feel empowered to revisit that option and reevaluate.

I must say, I was ready to take a week or so to read the book in between doing other things, but that is not the case at all. Once started, I had to pursue it to the end. I found it to be clear, engaging, and recommend it as good choice for either an introduction to celiac disease or an update. It’s comprehensive and organized in a way that will save you a lot of research time.

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THE SUPERHERO (via PattiKen and the Muses – Home Away from Home)

I took time off today from writing so that I could catch up on reading all my favorite blogs. I found this morning that Patti from PattiKen and the Muses – Home Away from Home has posted on breast cancer in honor of Breast Cancer Awareness Month.

Patti’s daughter, like my mom, was diagnosed when pregnant. She has triumphed and had her child, as my mom did. My mother’s experience was 61 years ago, before we had all the wonderful therapies that we have today. She did die of breast and colon cancer, but at 76 years. So, she was successful in buying herself forty years.

Please continue on to Patti’s site. Read. Learn. Hope. Never give up…

Thanks, Patti. Peace and Hugs ….

The Superhero October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month. As many of you know, breast cancer research and awareness is a cause very close to my heart.  My daughter Lisa is a four-year survivor.  She was diagnosed with the disease at the age of 33, while pregnant.  If that weren’t enough, she tested positive for the BRCA (Breast Cancer) gene mutation, which put her at … Read More

via PattiKen and the Muses – Home Away from Home